1. So my Fiancé started growing out a beard. I thought it was weird, but I let it slip through my mind as just another one of his ideas

    So I came home from work today and my fiancé was sitting with his back towards me

    I said hi as I normal do when I come home from work.

    He then turned around and said
    “Do you like the ogg stache?”

    He had shaved himself so he had the ogg stache

    He ******** looked up Steven on Google and decided to tease me


  2. me filling out a job application


    previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

    references: kim kardashian

    (via bronzegorgoneia)


  3. mostlygreenday:

    your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

    (via elementl19)


  4. omfgitsninjax:

    This kills me. Not as much as his smile, but it still kills me nonetheless. Ugh! Stop it!


  5. trevorlyhills:

    I can’t motivate myself to do anything other than look at pictures of steven ogg today


  6. wolvielovsdezi:


    laylo-36 He liked it!!!!!! He liked it!!!!!

  7. It must be weird being Steven.

    Having all this fangirls going crazy over him

    I’m just sitting here imagine, what it would be like, to have thousands of guys going crazy over me and it kinda scares me a lot…

    But in someway, I don’t think he minds having all this attention from the ladies. Must be a huge compliment.

    Though I could imagine, his wife maybe being a bit worried.

    I would diffently be jealous and worried, if I was his wife and I knew there was this fandom called the ogglers that was going crazy over my husband and wanted to bang him


  8. kunty-perry:

    when will the lies end, kevin?

    (Source: thehausucat, via defcon420)



  10. los-santos-customs:

    what if our parents find out we ship two gross old man ..
    one is a psychotic drug dealer and the other a married family man ..
    *deletes browser history*